These are the Times that Try Men’s Souls

How would you feel if you had to gobble up mouthfuls of powdered creamer while you had M-16s pointed at your head?

This is not a Frat initiation, nor is it a new method by our military to extract information from foreign spies…Nope. It happened to a

British tourist to South America.

So, he doesn’t trust the water..nor does he trust the milk and so the guy packs creamer, right.  Only he doesn’t leave it in the correct jar, he puts it in unlabeled jars.  And then he tries to get through customs with an unidentified white powder in his bag.

Yes, I am laughing, sorry.  I am totally without compassion here.  It has to be the stupidest thing I have ever heard.

So they are checking his baggage and pull out this powder and of course all of the security descends on the guy.  They speak, what else? Spanish..He speaks..what else? English.

Imagine the chaos.  They are yelling at him in spanish and he is yelling “Coffee Mate! Coffee Mate!” in english. They only understand the word “coffee” and they are like “yeah right, dude, that is not coffee!”

What else can they do? They make him eat it.  Not just taste it.  Eat it. Great honkin’ bites of it.

When he doesn’t spaz out they realize that it is not cocaine..so THEY taste it.

At that point they should have probably arrested him for bringing something so vile into the country.

And by the way, Einstein, don’t try to bring large amounts of oregano into the country either.

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