Top 5 reasons to NOT get married
May 17, 2007 by Christine Gooding
Filed under General: Weddings and Honeymoons
Here are Kerri’s 5 top reasons why you shouldn’t marry:
#5: Really puts a damper on your dating life (should you choose to disclose to others that you are married, which I would recommend, if I recommended that you date others while you’re married, which I don’t)
#4: You might have to share your stuff. (Think this one through, you “only child” people out there!)
#3: Someone might question the method by which you cook spaghetti instead of just saying “thank you” and eating it.
#2: Someone might find out how freaky you really are.
And the #1 Reason to NOT Get Married:
You might find out that that someone is freakier than you.
Cute. Not meant to be taken seriously of course but if you do, then be warned!
Source: Marriage Actually
