From the Grapevine’s Click-A-Joke;
Definite Proof, September 1958, Volume 15 Issue 4
COUNSEL (to police witness): “But if a man is on his hands and knees in the middle of the road, that does not prove he is drunk.”
Policeman: “No, sir, it does not. But this one was trying to roll up the white line!”
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Once Over Lightly, April 1980, Volume 36 Issue 11
MAYBE SHE’D REACHED the same state of desperation as the wife in this story from H. V. of Bhopal, India.
The woman announced to her drunken spouse, “The day before yesterday you came home yesterday. Yesterday you came home this afternoon. …read more

From the AA Grapevine, Vol. 57 Issue 6, November 2000;
NERVOUS ABOUT HEARING HIS FIRST FIFTH STEP, a young priest asked an older priest to sit in on the session. After the AA member had described a few of his experiences, the older priest motioned the young one to step out into the hall.
“Cross your arms over your chest and rub your chin with one hand like this,” the older priest directed him. The young priest tried it. “Good,” said the older priest. “Try saying ‘I see. Yes, go on.’ And, ‘I understand. How did you feel about that?’” The young …read more

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