Topic: advertisements

Video: Incredibly Creepy Ice Cream Ads Make Me Want To Run Screaming

Video: Incredibly Creepy Ice Cream Ads Make Me Want To Run Screaming

Ice cream is good, right? It’s sweet, creamy and simple, a perfect treat for hot summer days. There’s nothing menacing about ice cream. Or at least that’s what I thought until I watched these new ads from Philly-based ice cream company Little Baby’s Ice Cream. Y’all, they are the weirdest, creepiest, most puzzling, most-nightmare-inducing ads I’ve seen…well, ever. More »

Cool New Software Reveals Degree Of Photo Manipulation In Ads

Cool New Software Reveals Degree Of Photo Manipulation In Ads

It’s safe to assume that many of the images you see in magazines and advertisements have been digitally enhanced. Now a new tool from Dartmouth University computer scientists lets us see exactly how and to what extent such photoshopped images have been altered. What’s so cool about the program is it doesn’t just identify the obvious (like that fat rolls or deep wrinkles have been removed) but minor beauty enhancements, too. You might not have consciously noticed how much whiter Angelina Jolie’s eyes are in the second, touched-up photo—but this computer program did. More »

Use Your Charm, Say New Gisele Ads (And By That They Mean Get Naked)

Use Your Charm, Say New Gisele Ads (And By That They Mean Get Naked)

If you’ve got bad news, be sure to say it half-naked. That’s the message being spread by supermodel Gisele Bündchen in a new series of ads for Brazilian lingerie brand Hope. In the ads, Gisele says things like “Honey, I’ve crashed the car,” or “Honey, I’ve reached the credit card limit, both mine and yours”—first with clothes on, then in nothing but lingerie. Viewers are told the first way is wrong, while the second way is correct. The ad’s voiceover narration concludes, “You’re a Brazilian woman—use your charm.” More »

JC Penney’s Phoebe Cates Ad Insults Our Bodies

JC Penney's Phoebe Cates Ad Insults Our Bodies

It’s been said before, but JC Penney’s new ad reminds us: The female body is miraculous. We’re proud that our bodies can conceive, give birth and allow us to maintain our active pursuits, and women deserve to feel comfortable with their sexuality, too. So maybe we should take JC Penney’s use of Phoebe Cates‘ sexy bikini-clad body to sell dress shirts as a clever compliment to the female form, but instead, we mostly feel insulted by the implication that our bodies are just an advertising prop. More »

The Cheese (Billboard) Stands Alone: Vegan Group Launches Anti-Cheese Ad In Wisconsin

The Cheese (Billboard) Stands Alone: Vegan Group Launches Anti-Cheese Ad In Wisconsin

Death becomes cheeseheads? That’s the message on a new billboard launched by the pro-vegan Physicians Committee for Responsible Medicine—and in Wisconsin, no less. The billboard, which stands nearby the Green Bay Packers’ Lambeau Field, features the Grim Reaper wearing an iconic cheesehead hat with the message: ”Warning: Cheese Can Sack Your Health. Fat. Cholesterol. Sodium.” More »

Bare Essentials ‘Force of Beauty’ Campaign: Sweet or Insulting?

Bare Essentials 'Force of Beauty' Campaign: Sweet or Insulting?

I’m a marketing skeptic most of the time, but there’s something about this new Bare Escentuals cosmetic ad campaign that hooked me (I mean, literally—I went right to the company’s website and to look around). Bare Escentuals makes mineral makeup and preservative-free skin care products. “Pretty,” says an actress in one of its new commercials, “is what you are. Beauty is what you do with it.” The overall theme of the campaign is ‘Be a Force of Beauty.’

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The Body Positive: 10 Healthy Ads With An Unhealthy Body Image

The Body Positive: 10 Healthy Ads With An Unhealthy Body Image

When you consider the amount of time and money that goes into making an ad campaign, it’s amazing certain advertisements make the cut. Especially in the so-called “health”category: Even products that are supposed to make us healthier, cleaner and happier manage to insult us. (Case in point: last week’s new milk-for-PMS campaign pushing the idea that women are irrational monsters who can only be calmed by a half gallon of milk and and an apologetic husband.) One of our biggest pet peeves, though (and one that just so happens to relate to our The Body Positive week here at Blisstree) is the bad body image they promote. More »

Outrageous Advertisements of Yore: 10 Gifts We Don’t Want to Buy on Black Friday

Outrageous Advertisements of Yore: 10 Gifts We Don't Want to Buy on Black Friday

Black Friday, Cyber Monday; whatever the reason, this is the season for outrageous advertisements telling us what to buy between now and Christmas. We’re already sick of the constant ads and Christmas music (yes, it starts before Thanksgiving now), but then again, ads have come a long way since the sexist, misogynistic stuff dug up by the French news site, OWNI.eu. They found 48 ads that would never be allowed today; we think they (appropriately) bring a little dark humor to Black Friday. More »

New POM Wonderful Commercials: Powerful Then. POM-What Now?

New POM Wonderful Commercials: Powerful Then. POM-What Now?

Has anyone else seen those new POM Wonderful commercials? Words used in our office to describe their “Powerful Then, POM Wonderful Now” TV spots include: Weird, confusing, bizarre, and “are they just trying to cover up that scandal a couple months ago where they lied about the health benefits of their juice?” The black-and-white ads feature powerful spokespeople like Aphrodite, Eve (as in: Adam and), and a Persian warrior, played by strategically-dressed models staring seductively into the camera with ruby-hued bottles of pomegranate juice in hand. There’s no dialogue; just a short voice-over telling us why our forebears were into pomegranates: More »