10. You can’t think of anything else besides strangling the camera crew that’s assigned to follow you around.
9. She asks you to hold her clothes while she does a lap dance for some guy named Henry.
8. She can wear her miracle bra backwards and it would fit better.
7. He takes you to McDonald’s for dinner and orders the two cheeseburger meal with one drink and offers to share.
6. He goes to the bathroom and after a long wait you go to check on him only to find a girl walking out behind him adjusting her …read more