The alien in my wife’s tummy
With less than two weeks until the official due date, my wife’s tummy is taking on the distinct appearance of a holding cell for a small alien. The baby’s movements now completely distort the shape of her stomach and look more like a person moving around beneath a blanket rather than the smooth and placid movements of earlier on in the pregnancy.
I came home for lunch today and decided to put on some music, at which point my wife’s belly began undulating as if the baby were trying to make his own escape through her belly button. People often claim …read more




