Yes, Christmas is a time for giving. But that doesn’t mean it’s a time for giving women a complex about their bodies–anymore than the media already does. Maybe your guy has given you a gym membership (even though he knows you hate to exercise) or maybe your husband gave you a well-intentioned dieting book (two months after you had a baby).
Sometimes men just don’t think about the message they’re sending when they hand you a perfectly-wrapped stripper pole, so we’re here to help them out. Guys, if you want to keep your relationship through the holidays, here are 10 things we don’t want for Christmas.