Dear Christs Church Unity,
I am writing to ask where my A Complaint-Free World Bracelet is. I ordered it quite a long time ago – surely you aren’t going to blame this one on the post office. What did you expect when you went on Oprah and asked everyone to email you for a free bracelet? Obviously, you should have had about a billion bracelets already made – everyone loves free stuff. I’d like to speak to someone about the terrible customer service around here. What kind of operation are you guys running over there in Kansas City? Jeez.
Sincerely, Tracee …read more