I was bending over frantically sorting Zack’s toys and throwing them in boxes when Ainsley, my 6 year old daughter, shouted, Mom your butt crack is totally showing!
I see Mommy’s butt crack! I see Mommy’s butt crack! I see Mommy’s butt crack!
She sang as she ran around me laughing and pulling down her britches to show her own butt crack. Zack, her 20-month-old brother, yanked his own pants down to show of his own crack and danced behind her, echoing,
 Mama Ba ack! Mama Buh Cack! Mama Cack!
That’s it, I’m buying a decent pair of jeans! I laughed. Apparently, …read more