I see Mommy’s butt crack! I see Mommy’s butt crack! I see Mommy’s butt crack!

She sang as she ran around me laughing and pulling down her britches to show her own butt crack. Zack, her 20-month-old brother, yanked his own pants down to show of his own crack and danced behind her, echoing,

 Mama Ba ack! Mama Buh Cack! Mama Cack!

That’s it, I’m buying a decent pair of jeans! I laughed. Apparently, I’ve become ridiculous in my refusal to pay real money for jeans that look good on me.  

I lost some weight and that deserves a reward, I’m so frugal my last three pair of jeans cost $1.50 each and I am sick, sick, sick to death of walking around in jeans that make me look and feel like a plumber. I should feel entitled to bending over without showing the world my crack.   

Remember I wrote about that website Zafu.com where they ask you a bunch of questions about how jeans fit you, how you wish jeans would fit you, how tall you are and how much you weigh?

Zafu scans their database of all the jeans in the world and tell you, scientifically or magically, which brand and style of jeans will fit your specific body the best.

I tested it and it works. My report came back that Lucky Brand Dungarees Easy Rider in short size 29 or 30 would fit me best of all jeans in the whole world.

This week on my trip to Atlanta, I scouted out the recommended jeans and wow! I love them. 

Thank goodness they were having their twice annual 50% off sale or I never would have dared buy a pair.  Even at 50% off, I promise I have never spent this much money on a pair of jeans.

Of course, my exact perfect pair were not on sale, so I bought the runner-up, Lucky’s Classic Riders, and I’ll need to hem them. Evidently, I can only only overcome frugality about half-way.

From now on I’ll be able to scavenge for them on Ebay, Ross, TJ Max, thrifts stores and garage sales.

Zafu.com - go try it and see which jeans are best for you. They also have a bra tool – so you can find the perfect bra.

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