Dear Christs Church Unity,
I am writing to ask where my A Complaint-Free World Bracelet is. I ordered it quite a long time ago – surely you aren’t going to blame this one on the post office. What did you expect when you went on Oprah and asked everyone to email you for a free bracelet? Obviously, you should have had about a billion bracelets already made – everyone loves free stuff. I’d like to speak to someone about the terrible customer service around here. What kind of operation are you guys running over there in Kansas City? Jeez.
Sincerely, Tracee …read more

My husband, who shall remain nameless, works for a chicken company, which shall also remain nameless, asked me for some chicken puns. He was trying to come up with a clever turn of words to do with chicken.

Chick, chick hurray!
Hot chicks here
Eat more chicks
Great place for chicks
How many ways can you eat a chick?
Chicks and their chicks like it here
Fabulous breasts and thighs
Come on rooster strut your stuff

My Favorite: Our chicks are finger-licken good!
Oh honey, aren’t you glad I kept my own name!

Wow, Rosie quit after the argument I guess. I would have written about it before, but I didn’t hear about it until I had gone for my Memorial Day weekend away (I time stamped my blogs, just as they prerecorded The View. But, I’m back now.)
I guess they have prerecorded two weeks of The View, which is a little odd as I watch Rosie and Elisabeth celebrate Elisabeth’s 30th birthday.
I’m disappointed Rosie left. I don’t really know what to think about it. I checked out the Q&A on Rosie.com and she’s basically saying she felt that the producers created the blow …read more