A little humor for your Saturday! How many dogs and cats does it take to change a lightbulb? According to this little gem it depends on which breed you ask:
Golden Retriever: The sun is shining, the day is young, we’ve got our whole lives ahead of us, and you’re inside worrying about a burned out bulb?
Border Collie: Just one. And then I’ll replace any wiring that’s not up to code.
Chihuahua: We don’t need no stinking light bulb.
Dachshund: You know I can’t reach that stupid lamp!
Rottweiler: Make me!
Boxer: Who cares? I can still play with my squeaky toys in the dark.
Lab: …read more

I honestly can’t tell if this is a mockumentary or not (the “hooked on cold meds at the time” makes it a little iffy, hehe) but it looks interesting anyway.
“Weiner Takes All” is about… competitive weiner dogs. My week is now complete!
Make sure you check out the movie poster too.