Happy April (Mama Didn’t Raise No) Fool’s Day!
My children love, love, love pulling pranks on my husband and I. We have found salami slices wedged between our underwear, raw eggs in the ice dispenser (only after drinking egg yolk,) and have suffered countless other practical jokes at the hands of our offspring. The scary thing is, it wasn’t even April Fool’s Day! So you can imagine why I am walking around with the eyes in the back of my head wide open and my underwear pre-cut (ready for the wedgie fest that shall commence after school today.)
Am I the only one who is more afraid of my children’s …read more
The Sacrifices Of Motherhood Do Not Go Unrewarded!
I just thought I’d end the month with a little humor for our wonderful readers. This is today’s blog post from my personal blog, but I wanted to share it with you because I know that you will all appreciate it!
This week’s ailment of despair is diarrhea. Last week was perpetual snot noses. I’ll take snotty noses any day, over the horrendous grip of “the shits.” I’m not even going to complain about how many thousands of diapers I changed this weekend. In comparison to the kids who kept crapping their pants every time they thought a fart was approaching, I …read more




