Topic: Household-chores

Maid for Mental Health: My Cleaning Lady Is Better Than a Therapist

Maid for Mental Health: My Cleaning Lady Is Better Than a Therapist

As you well know, despite what the weather’s currently doing where you live, it’s spring in North America. So how much spring cleaning have you been busying yourself with lately? Frankly, I haven’t been doing much at all myself, thanks to a divine person I like to call my cleaning lady. (I’m not crazy about the term “cleaning lady,” but I think “maid” is worse.) Before you write me off as an elitist snob, you should know that I actually like to clean house. Some experts claim that it can be emotionally therapeutic, and I definitely believe that’s the case for me. (Plus, nobody, no matter how expert, really cleans your own house the way you do.) But people work, are busy, and have other commitments, so sometimes hiring a cleaning lady (or gentleman?) is simply a logistical and budgetary choice people make in the hopes of saving a little time and simplifying their lives. Which is exactly why I love my cleaning lady. In fact, she’s better than therapy. More »

There will be no stink bug epidemic. And before you guys even try to compete with the likes of us, you really need a serious media makeover. Starting with a name change. Stink bug? You emit an unpleasant stench when you’re about to be squashed? That’s pretty pathetic. We bite humans. We give them rashes. We make them burn their belongings. We freak their shit out. What do you do, exactly? You hang around on lampshades and baseboards. Newsworthy? Not so much. Plus, that B.O.? Not attractive.

There will be no stink bug epidemic. And before you guys even try to compete with the likes of us, you really need a serious media makeover. Starting with a name change. Stink bug? You emit an unpleasant stench when you’re about to be squashed? That’s pretty pathetic. We bite humans. We give them rashes. We make them burn their belongings. We freak their shit out. What do you do, exactly? You hang around on lampshades and baseboards. Newsworthy? Not so much. Plus, that B.O.? Not attractive.

– Irate bedbugs confronting their flying nemeses, the stink bugs, from their post An Open Letter to Stink Bugs From Bedbugs

Our 5 Favorite Photos From “S#*! My Kids Ruined”

Our 5 Favorite Photos From "S#*! My Kids Ruined"

We’d like to thank our friends at Lemondrop for turning us on to the completely addictive and often hilarious Tumblr “Shit My Kids Ruined” (one of TIME‘s best blogs of 2010; a book is in the works). This is a genius blog where people submit photos of – well – all kinds of shit their kids have ruined, and here are five of our absolute favorite photo posts: More »