Okay, I’ll try to make one that I can use online and off. And yea, this list is aptly called, Wanted: A Lifetime Partner. Just for kicks, a silly idea came to mind — it’s the manner on how I wanted to write them down and it’s something like this…

Position Applying For : Lifetime Partner [Husband]

Will be reporting directly to : Me [haha!]

Basic Requirements:

Male, 28-35 years old, Christian, Bachelor’s Degree [this means you have to be smart enough to keep up], 5′8″ or taller, Healthy and Athletic, Responsible, Resourceful, Creative and Innovative, Excellent Communication Skills [good listening skills, concise and clear speech], Dry, Witty and Sarcastic Humor is acceptable, Excellent Grooming [looks and smells clean], Works with minimal supervision [translation: not a momma's boy], Decisive [means you can make decisions!], Diligent, Results-oriented, Willing to travel when required, Good Driving and Navigation skills is a plus.

Duties & Responsibilities:

* Effectively deliver and facilitate intelligent conversations in support of dates to ensure superior entertainment; specifically and especially during bad days or PMS periods.

* Provide basic support for emotional, physical, intellectual and financial needs, and adhere to developed life agenda/timelines and content flow.

* Advise on continuation of partner’s eligibility for suitors.

* Monitor the relationship progress for the duration of the engagement then continues on to marriage, providing coaching and developmental feedback.

* Facilitate transition of partner from singleness to married life, ensuring competency levels are sufficient.

* Maintain updated personal and marital course materials and course masters.

* Prepare all delivery support tools used during engagement and married life.

* Understand relationship facilitation, methodology, approaches, and bedroom delivery strategies.

* Maintain product knowledge for each account by taking and making calls and/or sms, attending and making dates, side by side observations, and healthy monitoring of partner’s whereabouts.

* Research information [not alibis] for each accounted incident by attending partner meetings and periodic calibration sessions.

* Support and participate in continuous improvement initiatives, as applicable.

* Participate in special projects or other involvement as required by relationship needs.

Interested and Eligible Suitors are advised to just leave a comment.

Interview invitations and status updates will be posted on the comments section of this entry so please check the blog regularly.

Previous Applicants need not apply.

That was hilarious! I had fun doing that. Teeheehee.

What about you guys? What will your list look like?

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The List

I’m sure a lot of people are out there who would take advantage of this humourous event. It is after all just for fun. Teeheehee.

Why don’t we all take this opportunity and go out find or do something fun or funny just for the heck of spicing up our lovelife. Uh — as for me, the lack of it, that is. But that bit won’t stop me from having fun! Hahaha. I have plans of going out bowling with family and friends later. Who knows? I just might come home with a tale or two.

I suggest that you come up with something really hilarious but not too hurtful a prank, especially something that may just ricochet badly and may cause repercussions that you wouldn’t really want to deal with. Heh. Just think funny and clever! Let me know if you do by leaving a comment here or emailing me. I’ll be happy to share it with the rest of the readers of Dating Dames. I hope to hear from you guys soon!

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It’s April Fool’s Day

Many people will often scour the internet looking for something unique to do for their love on Valentine’s Day.

Some just don’t have that flair for coming up with unique ideas, while others simply rely on the old tried and true methods.

Which one are you?

Have a unique idea you’d like to share with those who may be in a pinch for romantic inspiration?

Com’on tell us – what are your plans or even what may be the best Valentines gift you’ve ever received?

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Valentine’s Day – What are your plans?