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Pregnant Kate Middleton Endangers Baby By Wearing Heels, Says Daily Mail

Pregnant Kate Middleton Endangers Baby By Wearing Heels, Says Daily Mail

Kate Middleton wore heels earlier today and over the weekend when celebrating St. Patrick’s Day.  A normal day in the life of a duchess, right? Shaking hands, smiling, wearing fancy shoes. No big deal. OH WAIT. Did you forget the fact that Kate is PREGNANT?!?! Don’t you know pregnant ladies shouldn’t wear heels? Ladies with babies inside of their bodies are too fragile to teeter around on high heels! They might hurt themselves or their tiny little fetuses! More »

Kate Middleton Is Out Of The Hospital And Looking Healthy

Kate Middleton Is Out Of The Hospital And Looking Healthy

In today’s Kate Middleton pregnancy news: The Duchess of Cambridge is out of the hospital and looking healthy, and we have to say–we’re relieved. Her release just four days after being admitted to King Edward VII hospital for Hyperemesis gravidarum (otherwise known as acute or severe morning sickness) on Monday is a good sign that she’s on the mend, and hopefully headed towards a happier, healthier pregnancy than she’s been experiencing in her first trimester. More »

Like Pregnant Kate Middleton, I Had Hyperemesis — And I Considered Abortion Because Of It

Like Pregnant Kate Middleton, I Had Hyperemesis â And I Considered Abortion Because Of It

Hearing news that Kate Middleton was pregnant should have brought me to my fairy tale knees. I loved Princess Diana. I am slightly obsessed with the monarchy (though mostly it’s all about Prince Harry). Except when I heard about the princess’s pregnancy—via text message from my sister-in-law, “Just heard Kate Middleton is pregnant and in hospital with hyperemesis gravidarum. You and the future Queen of England have something in common”—I wanted to weep for her. More »

What Is ‘Acute Morning Sickness,’ And Why Is Kate Middleton In The Hospital For It?

What Is 'Acute Morning Sickness,' And Why Is Kate Middleton In The Hospital For It?

“What is morning sickness?” is a question most of us don’t have to ask. But this morning’s news that Kate Middleton is officially pregnant–and officially in the hospital because of something called “acute morning sickness,” or Hyperemesis gravidarum–is causing everyone to wonder why her nausea and vomiting is so bad. Here’s the scoop. More »

Kate Middleton Is Officially Pregnant! (And Very Nauseous)

Kate Middleton Is Officially Pregnant! (And Very Nauseous)

Well, the rumors (and face-snarkers) were right: there is indeed a royal fetus claiming territory in Kate Middleton‘s uterus. Buckingham Palace announced today that the Duke and Duchess of Cambridge (William and Kate) are expecting a baby! Cue the royal trumpets and dust off the infant-sized ermine cloak! Er, except the palace announced the pregnancy by way of announcing that Kate was admitted to the hospital for a pregnancy-induced condition called hyperemesis gravidarum. More »

Kate Middleton’s ‘Pregnancy Face’ Is Not A Thing

Kate Middleton's 'Pregnancy Face' Is Not A Thing

Have you heard? Kate Middleton is probably maybe definitely pregnant. There’s no baby bump to prove it (although she was touching her midsection at a recent event, you guys), but there are several reasons the tabloids think she’s with child, and chief among them is “pregnancy face,” a not-so-clinical term meaning that her face looks round, which is a not-clinical-at-all way of determining whether a woman is pregnant. More »

Should Kate Middleton Have Covered Up And Expected Body-Gawking?

Should Kate Middleton Have Covered Up And Expected Body-Gawking?

The news just keeps getting worse for Kate Middleton. Despite legal action by the royal family, more websites and magazines are publishing topless photos of Kate while she was on vacation with Prince William. And, while some would say this is a complete invasion of privacy, others say Kate should have expected this would happen and really should just stay “covered up.” More »

Get Kate Middleton’s Hair (Plus A Sore Throat, Headache, and Itchy Eyes)

Get Kate Middleton's Hair (Plus A Sore Throat, Headache, and Itchy Eyes)

Kate Middleton‘s stylist finally spilled the beans about how to get her straight, chestnut-brown locks to the Daily Mail (although honestly, I didn’t know her particular style was all that mysterious). In addition to the big reveal that you should dye your hair brown and grow it past shoulder-length, the Chelsea-based hairdresser Richard Ward says that, although the Duchess hasn’t confirmed whether she gets them herself, your best bet for getting her glossy, straight style is a keratin treatment. Which, aside from making your hair look like shite within a few weeks of the treatment, also carries a bunch of health risks that won’t exactly make you feel like royalty. More »

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