Topic: Kim Kardashian

Can’t We All Just Do Oatmeal Masks?: Kim Kardashian Gets A Blood Facial (It’s As Terrifying As It Sounds)

Can't We All Just Do Oatmeal Masks?: Kim Kardashian Gets A Blood Facial (It's As Terrifying As It Sounds)

Whatever happened to those regular ol’ facials in which an esthetician exfoliates your skin, applies a nice, thick mask of something green and then massages your face? If you were feeling extra fun, you could get some kind of seasonal mask like pumpkin or strawberry. But…no. Gone are those days, my friends. In with the “terrifyingly painful” and out with the “pleasant and relaxing and completely rational.” More »

Kim Kardashian Is Pregnant; I Give Her Announcement Of A Post-Pregnancy Weight Loss Deal About A Day

Kim Kardashian Is Pregnant; I Give Her Announcement Of A Post-Pregnancy Weight Loss Deal About A Day

Well, Kim Kardashian is pregnant with Kanye West‘s baby. I always knew it was a matter of time until a Kimye baby; it’s also just a matter of time until she announces the inevitable post-pregnancy weight loss deal. Because a woman as famous as Kim can’t become a mother without promising the public she’s going to lose that baby weight just as quickly as she possibly can. More »

Klueless Kim Kardashian Compares Her Marriage To A Cancer Patient’s Struggle

Klueless Kim Kardashian Compares Her Marriage To A Cancer Patient's Struggle

Poor Kim Kardashian. It’s so hard to be her! You know, someone who’s rich and famous for essentially no reason. In fact, it’s just hard as having cancer! In a new interview with the UK’s The Guardian, Kim compared the criticism she experienced after her marriage to Kris Humphries ended to the experience of a teenage girl with cancer. Wait, what? I feel both confused and offended. More »

‘Fur Hag’ Kim Kardashian Defends Fur On The “Today Show”

'Fur Hag' Kim Kardashian Defends Fur On The "Today Show"

Kim Kardashian was on the “Today Show” this morning, talking about optimism and overcoming challenges and all those things celebrities talk about on morning talk shows, until host Ann Curry asked her The Flour-Bombing Incident. A few weeks ago, PETA member Christina Cho shouted ‘fur hag’ and doused Kardashian with flour on the red carpet outside her perfume launch. Kardashian told Curry she doesn’t understand how PETA can be against assaulting animals but not assaulting humans (with little apparent awareness about the severe differences between being covered in flour and being killed). More »

Sinead O’Connor’s 16-Day Lesson In Why Not To Get Married

Sinead O'Connor's 16-Day Lesson In Why Not To Get Married

Kim Kardashian was poised to set the record for shortest celebrity marriage in 2011, but Sinead O’Connor swooped in and stole the show with her astoundingly bizarre 16-day marriage to Barry Herridge. O’Connor has attributed their divorce, which she announced Monday, either to its “feeling like a coffin” or the “wild ride” in search of weed that she took her drug counselor-husband on on their wedding night, depending on the interview. It’s hard to make sense of the whole story, save to say that it seems fairly certain that she’s got some serious mental health issues to work out. But the biggest take-away to me is that marriage isn’t quite the solid institution that some would like to think it is. More »

Can A Deck Of Cards Give You Kim Kardashian’s Butt?

Can A Deck Of Cards Give You Kim Kardashian's Butt?

Forget about boobs and abs this season, everyone seems to be obsessing over butts. Pippa Middleton unquestionably stole the show at sister Kate‘s royal wedding with her perfectly sculpted derriere that sent the world into a tizzy over this formerly-unknown bridesmaid. But long before Pippa was even a household word, stars like J-Lo, Beyonce and Kim Kardashian have kept us preoccupied with their behinds. Luckily for all of us ass-staring-fans, Kardashian’s trainer, Kathy Kaehler, has finally revealed the secret to her client’s perfectly round and toned glutes: the forward and backward lunge. More »

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