Topic: Kim Kardashian

I Have So Much Sympathy For Kim Kardashian And Her ‘Watermelon Boobs’

I Have So Much Sympathy For Kim Kardashian And Her âWatermelon Boobsâ

This little anecdote pisses me off so much because pregnant women have a hard enough time without their own mother sticking their stupid boob-shamey noses in their pregnant daughter’s face. I have yet to watch the Kris Jenner show, I have rarely seen Keeping Up With The Kardashians and it’s not like I’m a Kim Kardashian fan. But the minute I hear about some women being a total bitchface to someone about their pregnant body it makes me want to throat punch them, even if they are the MOTHER of said pregnant woman. More »

Can’t We All Just Do Oatmeal Masks?: Kim Kardashian Gets A Blood Facial (It’s As Terrifying As It Sounds)

Can't We All Just Do Oatmeal Masks?: Kim Kardashian Gets A Blood Facial (It's As Terrifying As It Sounds)

Whatever happened to those regular ol’ facials in which an esthetician exfoliates your skin, applies a nice, thick mask of something green and then massages your face? If you were feeling extra fun, you could get some kind of seasonal mask like pumpkin or strawberry. But…no. Gone are those days, my friends. In with the “terrifyingly painful” and out with the “pleasant and relaxing and completely rational.” More »

Kim Kardashian Is Pregnant; I Give Her Announcement Of A Post-Pregnancy Weight Loss Deal About A Day

Kim Kardashian Is Pregnant; I Give Her Announcement Of A Post-Pregnancy Weight Loss Deal About A Day

Well, Kim Kardashian is pregnant with Kanye West‘s baby. I always knew it was a matter of time until a Kimye baby; it’s also just a matter of time until she announces the inevitable post-pregnancy weight loss deal. Because a woman as famous as Kim can’t become a mother without promising the public she’s going to lose that baby weight just as quickly as she possibly can. More »

Klueless Kim Kardashian Compares Her Marriage To A Cancer Patient’s Struggle

Klueless Kim Kardashian Compares Her Marriage To A Cancer Patient's Struggle

Poor Kim Kardashian. It’s so hard to be her! You know, someone who’s rich and famous for essentially no reason. In fact, it’s just hard as having cancer! In a new interview with the UK’s The Guardian, Kim compared the criticism she experienced after her marriage to Kris Humphries ended to the experience of a teenage girl with cancer. Wait, what? I feel both confused and offended. More »