Since I’ve been scrolling through all my junk mail I’m feeling inadequate and insecure about my penis.
I think Spam is starting to effect my mental health and self esteem.
I’m seriously starting to feel my penis is too small, not hard enough, doesn’t stay hard long enough and that women frequently laugh at me behind my back. I’m considering an implant, Viagra, buying self esteem in a bottle or starring in porn to prove I do have what it takes please a woman.
I thought I was fine, but then I started reading my Spam folder. I missed a few fantastic opportunities …read more

Several years ago, while working at a large financial institution in NYC, I was given the responsibility to put together a marketing campaign directed at several hundred of the bank’s financial advisers.
In order to reach these folks, I had to get my hands on a one complete list of names. A complete list did not exist because many of the sales people did not work in one locale.
I did everything you would think to do: made phone calls, sent e-mails, visited colleagues in various locations in the city, had endless meetings. No one could either get me a list or …read more

What if you woke up one day, looked in the mirror and couldn’t recognize your so-called self anymore?
What if you learned the knowledge about who you are and what you are about have absolutely nothing to do with your reflection?…that the life role you took on for yourself was just that — a role. Was it all an invention?
When I was in high school and then college, I thought I knew the professional life I was meant to lead: Marketing executive. So, that was the path on which I meandered for some twenty some-odd years.
I started out as the excited …read more