Topic: my strange addiction

Arguments for Eating Your Couch: It’s Cheaper Than Cleaning It

Arguments for Eating Your Couch: It's Cheaper Than Cleaning It

Think about all that time, effort, and money sunk into cleaning your house. Vacuums with cords, extensions and receptacles are a big hassle, then there are still the brooms, lint rollers, polishes and disinfectants . . . If you’re like me, you’re sick of the whole kit and caboodle. Modern science is taking its sweet time creating a robotic maid à la Rosie from The Jetsons, so what’s a busy woman to do? Adele Edwards, a mother of five from Florida, may have found the solution. Eat your couch. You heard me. Just eat it. More »