Paris Hilton wants to be a mother, and other signs of the apocalypse
I have no DUI’s and I have no sex tapes.
I have never spent time in jail and my dog is far too big to carry around under my arm.
I do not have armies of vapid and spoiled teenagers yearning to be me, (at least not that I know of)
…and I still want to be a parent.
A friend of Paris Hilton recently quoted her as having said “…I decided it’s time for me to grow up and take responsibility – and the best way to do that is to become a mother.”
It made me realize that I may be having a …read more




