I had to share this quote cuz it almost caused me to fall off my seat. Hilarious.

Just in case the sarcasm is lost on you, here’s a Wiki explanation.

“..attributes like “serial” and “parallel” make sense only when describing multiple relationships, so they cannot logically refer to “monogamy”, which implies only one relationship.”

Get it?

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Serial Monogamy in Dating

In principle, I’d rather keep my personal life, private, hence, no photos nor wallpapers on my laptop that I bring to the office. But that doesn’t mean I frown upon people who does. Like I said, it’s pretty normal.

The real question is — if you know a person who’s single who has a photo displayed on his or her desk of someone whom he or she is seen going out with — wouldn’t you assume that that person on the photo is either a girlfriend or boyfriend or at least someone he or she is seeing romantically?

The reason why I ask is I recently heard of such a situation happen but the person denies having had any relationship with the other. Egad. I can’t help but ask myself, “Then why the photo on your desk? Why be seen going out with this person multiple times? Why does everyone, even your boss, think that you guys are together? Is it just because you’re dating somebody else? Gawd.” I pity the person on the photo. Ok. Scratch that. I pity that person in denial.

I’m quite baffled by all of it. You see, that photo on the desk says a lot about the whole situation. What do the rest of you think?

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Photo on the Desk

Here’s a great tip for guys who wants to “get the girl”.

The trick is being a great actor. You have to make the girl believe that she’s “the one” for you. Make her feel that you were living in darkness and she’s the light that came to your life. she gives you the desire to be a “better man” if not the best.

Be the kind of guy who listens and pays her 100% attention. Let her believe you’re being honest and true for the very first time in your life. And yea, you do have to profess eternal love!

I know it can be hard especially if you’re the type that keeps a “little black book” but think about it, she’d feel she’s taming a beast. She’ll like that. It will make her feel special.

And when it comes to the break up, having a good alibi is a huge deal because after all the things you’ve said, you wouldn’t want her to hate you, right? Tell her that the reason is not because you don’t love her. It’s because you have to do it out of honor and responsibility, either regarding your career, family or a pregnant ex-girlfriend. Make it look like you’re cornered into leaving her then quietly drop out of sight!

I know someone who used this method and it worked! Just make sure you cover your tracks, eh?

Note to all: This is written in jest.

Note to women: But it does happen. I just wanted to share of the actual existence of such an “act” so please be wary of such ploys and men.

Note to men: We’re on to you! Ahahahaha! See first note.

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The Player’s Manual