Topic: Scream 4

Scream 4 is out today, and although I might sound like a downer (or just old and un-fun), it stresses me out. It’s not the idea of standing in a line, squished between loud high schoolers for an hour (although that does sound like my idea of terror, in a nutshell), or the fact that tickets now cost an arm and a leg. It’s the constant wringing of my hands, clenching of my jaw, and tensing of my shoulders in anticipation of the next knife to go flailing through the air that really gets me wired. And not in a “yum, I just drank an enjoyable caffeinated beverage” kind of way. Am I the only one who thinks that scary movies aren’t always worth the adrenaline rush?