OK, by now we all know the four causes of hair loss.
Design
Disease
Disaster
Desire
It turns out I fall into the Disaster category and not the Design category as I had always thought. Apparently I had suppressed the memories of that fateful day quite well. It wasn’t until my wife unearthed a photo – surely by mistake – that it all came back to me.
Dear Reader, I give you the Secret of Baldiness… Revealed!!!