The whole family loves SPAM. They love it when I make Spam burger. It’s really good. You just make it like you would make any regular burger. Fry the sliced Spam, and add all the burger fixings on a bun. Sometimes I would just fry ‘em up then we’ll eat them with rice, and a side of pico de gallo. One time I was watching Food Network and there was a Challenge episode involving SPAM. People made all sorts of delicious dishes using Spam. Spamdog ala Corndog didn’t quite impressed me though. I thought that was kind of greasy. But …read more

Here’s a one-meal dish that’s cooked in one pot. Actually I cooked it in one wok. Fried Rice always has that quality if you’re creative enough to add a few more ingredients to make it into a 1 meal dish. That’s exactly what I did with this fried rice.
INGREDIENTS :
3-4 cups of cooked rice
1 bag of frozen shrimp
1 can of Spam, cubed
1/2 of medium onion, finely sliced
3 cloves garlic, chopped finely
1 green pepper, seeded and chopped
2 carrots, cubed
3-4 tbsp soy sauce
sprinkle of ground black pepper
sprinkle of saffron (optional)
oil for sautéing

We caught you naked tracee.sioux! check the video, read an email.
Oh Shit. I was hoping my colorful single years would disappear forever.

Thank Goodness I just got this email saying I am approved for the Manster Penis Enlargement Pills.
I was worried I was going to be stuck with this little clitoris for the rest of my life.

Since I’ve been scrolling through all my junk mail I’m feeling inadequate and insecure about my penis.
I think Spam is starting to effect my mental health and self esteem.
I’m seriously starting to feel my penis is too small, not hard enough, doesn’t stay hard long enough and that women frequently laugh at me behind my back. I’m considering an implant, Viagra, buying self esteem in a bottle or starring in porn to prove I do have what it takes please a woman.
I thought I was fine, but then I started reading my Spam folder. I missed a few fantastic opportunities …read more

Oh please, just admit it — you know who you are, and you know what your problem is — you or someone you know has a very specific electroninc dependency…and it’s got to stop.
Sneaking around, checking potentially IMPORTANT e-mails, leaving that stupid blinking light on 24/7, even in the blackness your room as you sleep (or your partner tries to sleep)…oh, and the bzzzzz that scares the dog toward having a mild stroke — I’m begging you…take a break and get some help.
It’s your Blackberry and there are steps that can be taken. Read Adam Bryant’s thoughts on this supremely …read more