For today only, Cinnabon is offering free bites for tax day (because “tax day bites”)!

To help take the sting out of what is an obnoxious day for many people, Cinnabon, the makers of the delicious cinnamon rolls, are offering free “mini bites” from 5pm to 8pm at all mall based locations.
You can also enter to win a $100 gift card at their site.
Don’t feel like heading to the mall? Make your own yummy cinnamon rolls!
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Taxes getting you down?
This should help perk you back up: Babeland, my aforementioned very favorite toy store, is going to help you reap the benefits of the economic disaster that is your life.
Babeland is offering “patri-erotic” freebies on April 15. On that horrible day that we all must meet our fate, they make it go down a little easier (hehe), with a free Gold Digger Vibrator ($15 value) to the first 100 people to come into any of the stores and report that they’ve filed their tax returns. And the first 100 web orders on April 15, 2009, will receive …read more

Congratulations to Pamela, Jessie R. and Marlen, the winners of the Turbo Tax Deluxe copies!
Your names were chosen by my handy dandy random integer generator.
Procrastinate on, my friends. I am usually one of you.
Please e-mail me your address (elizabethATb5media.com) so I can get these out to you.