Bank Loan Joke
July 24, 2007 by Karen Weideman
Filed under odds and ends
I have been moping around today. I’m sick. I think I have a summer cold and I feel awful! Hope you don’t mind me giving you a little something funny today. I hope to be back on track tomorrow.
A frog goes into a bank and approaches the teller. He can see from her name plate that her name is Patricia Whack.
“Miss Whack, I’d like to get a $30,000 loan to take a holiday.”
Patty looks at the frog in disbelief and asks his name. The frog says his name is Kermit Jagger, his dad is Mick Jagger, and that it’s okay, he knows the bank manager. Patty explains that he will need to secure the loan with some collateral.
The frog says, “Sure. I have this,” and produces a tiny porcelain elephant, about an inch tall, bright pink and perfectly formed.
Very confused, Patty explains that she’ll have to consult with the bank manager and disappears into a back office.
She finds the manager and says, “There’s a frog called Kermit Jagger out there who claims to know you and wants to borrow $30,000, and he wants to use this as collateral.”
She holds up the tiny pink elephant. “I mean, what in the world is this?”
(you’re gonna love this)
The bank manager looks back at her and says…
“It’s a knickknack, Patty Whack. Give the frog a loan. His old man’s a Rolling Stone.”
That was funny. I hope you feel better as well. Please keep my daughter in your Prayers as I will also. thanks
You are not right! Take some medicine and get some sleep!
Still feeling horrible today.
My back, head, and face hurt so badly!!!! I hate being sick!
Oh, I’m so sorry you’re feeling sick, but I did enjoy the joke!
LoL! Hope you feel better soon!