Kmart has pre-lit Christmas trees on sale
I have a friend that is as sweet as you can get without dipping her in syrup. She never has a cross word to say and she is always there to help when you need a hand. So when she described to me her Christmas ritual of putting the lights on her and her parents Christmas trees, I died laughing. She says that you can guarantee that certain 4 letter words, if you know what I mean, will be said out loud and in public. I couldn’t believe it! Who would have thought that putting up Christmas lights would cause such a sweet angel to curse!
So I introduced her to my beautiful Christmas tree. From box to fully decorated, I spend 60 minutes. It is pre lit and looks great! I even have a red theme. I tried to talk her into saving all that time and energy but she isn’t budging.
Well, for the rest of you that want to save some time from decorating, K-Mart has their pre lit trees on sale. Now would be a good time to get one before they are snatched up. I can’t remember when these trees go on sale before Christmas. Usually they go on sale after Christmas. So go on… Enjoy the treat of a beautiful Christmas tree without the hassle of lights. Unless, that is, you want to waste time fighting the strands of torment and end up with colorful language for all to hear. I know I don’t.
