Don’t be this cheap?
After being away on business, Tim thought it would be nice to bring his wife a little gift. “How about some perfume?” he asked the cosmetics clerk. She showed him a bottle costing $50.00.
“That’s a bit much,” said Tim, so she returned with a smaller bottle for $30.00. “That’s still quite a bit,” Tim complained.
Growing annoyed, the clerk brought out a tiny $15.00 bottle. “What I mean,” said Tim, “is I’d like to see something really cheap.”
The clerk handed him a mirror.
I couldn’t resist the little piggy
November 15, 2008 by kellys
Filed under funny, odds and ends
I love jokes that are true and truly funny. So I thought I would share this one with you.
When my wife quit work to take care of our new baby daughter, countless hours of peek-a-boo and other games slowly took their toll.
One evening my wife smacked her bare toes on the corner of a dresser and, grabbing her foot, sank to the floor.
I rushed to her side and asked what she hurt.
She looked at me through tear-filled eyes and managed to moan, “It’s the piggy that ate roast beef.”
Just Had to Share This
August 26, 2007 by Karen Weideman
Filed under odds and ends
I got this video sent to me in an email, so I found it on YouTube for you. Just something to make you laugh today.
