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		<title>Don&#8217;t be this cheap?</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 27 Jan 2009 13:28:39 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>kellys</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[After being away on business, Tim thought it would be nice to bring his wife a little gift. &#8220;How about some perfume?&#8221; he asked the cosmetics clerk. She showed him a bottle costing $50.00.
&#8220;That&#8217;s a bit much,&#8221; said Tim, so she returned with a smaller bottle for $30.00. &#8220;That&#8217;s still quite a bit,&#8221; Tim complained.
Growing annoyed, the clerk brought out a tiny $15.00 bottle. &#8220;What I mean,&#8221; said Tim, &#8220;is I&#8217;d like to see something really cheap.&#8221;
The clerk handed him a mirror.
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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>After being away on business, Tim thought it would be nice to bring his wife a little gift. &#8220;How about some perfume?&#8221; he asked the cosmetics clerk. She showed him a bottle costing $50.00.</p>
<p>&#8220;That&#8217;s a bit much,&#8221; said Tim, so she returned with a smaller bottle for $30.00. &#8220;That&#8217;s still quite a bit,&#8221; Tim complained.</p>
<p>Growing annoyed, the clerk brought out a tiny $15.00 bottle. &#8220;What I mean,&#8221; said Tim, &#8220;is I&#8217;d like to see something really cheap.&#8221;</p>
<p>The clerk handed him a mirror.</p>
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		<title>I couldn&#8217;t resist the little piggy</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 15 Nov 2008 12:23:34 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>kellys</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[I love jokes that are true and truly funny.  So I thought I would share this one with you.
When my wife quit work to take care of our new baby daughter, countless hours of peek-a-boo and other games slowly took their toll.
One evening my wife smacked her bare toes on the corner of a dresser and, grabbing her foot, sank to the floor.
I rushed to her side and asked what she hurt.
She looked at me through tear-filled eyes and managed to moan, &#8220;It&#8217;s the piggy that ate roast beef.&#8221;
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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I love jokes that are true and truly funny.  So I thought I would share this one with you.</p>
<blockquote><p>When my wife quit work to take care of our new baby daughter, countless hours of peek-a-boo and other games slowly took their toll.</p>
<p>One evening my wife smacked her bare toes on the corner of a dresser and, grabbing her foot, sank to the floor.</p>
<p>I rushed to her side and asked what she hurt.</p>
<p>She looked at me through tear-filled eyes and managed to moan, &#8220;It&#8217;s the piggy that ate roast beef.&#8221;</p></blockquote>
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		<title>Just Had to Share This</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 27 Aug 2007 02:05:19 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Karen Weideman</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[I got this video sent to me in an email, so I found it on YouTube for you.  Just something to make you laugh today.

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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I got this video sent to me in an email, so I found it on YouTube for you.  Just something to make you laugh today.</p>
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