Topic: running

Michael Fassbender Is Dating A New Lady, And She Can Beat You In A Race

Michael Fassbender Is Dating A New Lady, And She Can Beat You In A Race

Double bad news for ladies who were hoping to embark on a relationship with Michael Fassbender and his penis charming personality. Not only does it look like Michael is romancing a new lady, but she can totally beat you in a race. Or catch you if you try to stash Michael in your handbag and run off with him. If that were possible. Her name is Louise Hazel, and she’s a British Olympian. Not only an Olympian, but a heptathlete. That’s more than just a trigger for spell check; it’s also a type of athlete who participates in heptathlons—a sport involving seven track and field events, like hurdles and 200-meter runs. More »